vaginafriendly:

Cutest menstruation diagram ever….

vaginafriendly:

Cutest menstruation diagram ever….



If you leave, I’m going to stuff your fucking nose with tampons
Snooki (via ameliepoulain)


Urban Cave Girl

Urban Cave Girl



Birth Control Win!

As someone who has been on some form of contraceptive since I was 17, I feel a strong need to share my experience and JOY at finally finding my perfect BC (only Fing 6 years later). First I was on OrthoTriCyclin Lo which made me chunk out. I mean, I already want to put everything over the recommended serving of sugar and carbs into my mouth but on OTC Lo  I COULD NOT RESIST!!! Then I moved on to the Neuva Ring, dropping about 8lbs in the first month -SCORE-. I thought I had found a gift from Gods Vagina until I realized that I was an idiot who can’t keep track of a three week time span, resulting in me forgetting to remove said Neuva Ring and a labia shaking vag infection. *tear* So then it was YAZ for me and another unwelcome 10lbs.

So I am sure most of you are more competent that I am and therefore can gage every month WHEN your period is coming (which if you are on BC should only be a matter of what color pill you are popping), but I am like a Fing digbat puppy around that time of the month! Flouncing around in lightly colored skirts and shorts, dreaming of sugarplums in a land where periods don’t even EXIST when *BAM* I wake up… bleeding all over my boyfriends white sheets. I must give the credit for finding Seasonale to my boyfriend who said “Isn’t there something where you only have a period, like, 3 times a year? Can’t you just do that?”—-Lightbulb!

Seasonale (and really I’m talking about the generic shit, b/c mama’s broke) is a gift from Gods Vagina. My boobs are looking “juicy” according to said boyfriend, and I have already kocked off about 5lbs.  Just a nugget of wisdom for you ladies out there. And for the men with stained sheets, we love you.<3



MY UNDERBOOBS ARE SO SWEATY GODDAMN



This is where I talk about shit.


Yes, I decided that there should be a blog dedicated to the things we all experience, but pretend we don’t. I find one of my favorite sweaty club bathroom bonding topics is Boob Sweat, so there you have it.

Feel free to ask questions about gross and weird shit, YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!! *DRAMATIC HUG!!*